damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

matt-smiths:

swaggywhale:

inno-cent:

listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all

#but my otp can

(Source: dikota)

leupagus:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

(Source: cloudranger)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou)

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

image

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

spodiddly:

captainkirkings:

karlurbang:

hey baby do you wanna boldly go

down on me?

captain please, not in front of the klingons

image

(source)

(Source: maleficemt)

hauntedmilk:

i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

hauntedmilk:

i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

(Source: stephisanerd)

benignhumor:

he paints

he’s a tool

and his name

is sai

image

he is paint tool sai

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

(Source: thepowergame)

literallysame:

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

image

(Source: australianprostitute)

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario